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Still from Gaiking episode 1, the moment when an alien fastball breaks Aries’s wrist, ending his baseball career

Broken Wrist

t-shirts

Little league merch (2025)

Cobble Hill Goats

t-shirts

Gold foil colorway

Cobble Hill Goats 2

t-shirts

Scary metal ladies variant

Data Integrity (Boarding School)

t-shirts

Data Integrity (Data Tree)

t-shirts

We are all motivated by deep impulses and deep appetites to serve, even though we may not be able to locate that which we are willing to serve

Data Integrity (Grey Tree 1)

t-shirts

It is only when the emergency becomes articulate that we can locate that willingness to serve

Data Integrity (Grey Tree 2)

t-shirts

Data Integrity (Simple Tree Variant)

t-shirts

Scan of back cover of CD, original US release of Disintegration by The Cure (1989)

Disintegration

t-shirts

Scan of liner notes from original Disintegration CD: This music has been mixed to be played loud so turn it up

Disintegration (White Variant)

t-shirts

University of Texas colorway

Dongle Magazine Shirt

t-shirts

Emergency (Grey)

t-shirts

Leonard Cohen, alien invasions, Nomar Garciaparra - mysterious coincidences abound, open your eyes to the truth

Emergency 1

t-shirts

Emergency 1 (Red Colorway)

t-shirts

Maroon colorway with sleeve embroidery

Emergency 2

t-shirts

Scan of CD artwork from Erland Oye DJ Kicks (2004)

Erland

t-shirts

Commemorating the moment Al Horford dunked Giannis into oblivion in the 2022 playoffs, also: Bleach

Horford

t-shirts

Go that way, really fast...and if something gets in your way...

If Something Gets In Your Way

t-shirts

If Something Gets In Your Way (Version 2)

t-shirts

Commemorating the time Kelly Olynyk destroyed the Washington Wizards in game 7 of the 2017 Eastern Conference finals and made Gortat sad

Sad Gortat (It Can’t Happen)

t-shirts

Reproduction of community basketball jersey sponsored by Lookner Real Estate in Newton, MA (circa 1992)

Lookner RE

t-shirts

It’s pronounced ‘Empress’

Money Truck

t-shirts

Plethora (Chest Logo)

t-shirts

Plethora 2

t-shirts

ba ba ba ba ba basketball...gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT YEAH

Roundball Rock

t-shirts

mprs Division of Royalty Enforcement

Royalty Enforcement

t-shirts

jcm party shirt featuring sad Baumer.

The Big L

t-shirts

The Big L (Tiny Baumer Variant)

t-shirts

Reproduction of Turntable Lab sticker promoting DJ Triple Double (2004)

Triple Double

t-shirts

Reproduction of mass-produced applique, found in antique store in Carroll Gardens (circa 1976)

76’

sweatshirts

Aeon Flux

sweatshirts

We will do everything at once.

Boil the Ocean

sweatshirts

Double DTF psycho colorway

Cobble Hill Goats Crewneck

sweatshirts

John M. Harrigan, PS 29

Harrigan Crewneck

sweatshirts

mprs of India

sweatshirts

Reproduction of mass-produced applique, found in antique store in Carroll Gardens (circa 1976)

mtheory Rose

sweatshirts

Would you say that I have a plethora

Plethora

sweatshirts

Screen grab from ‘The Cure: Live in Japan’ bootleg VHS (circa 1984) mixed with scan of original VHS japanese typography

Robert on the Floor

sweatshirts

Cobble Hill Goats Hat, version 2, Yankees colorway

Baseball Society

hats

Design by Noah Armstrong

Garbage Nightmare Factory 1

hats

Design by Noah Armstrong

Garbage Nightmare Factory 2

hats

Part of a 2025 set of Cobble Hill Goats Hats, red colorway

Goats Hat

hats

Project for Eoin O’Leary’s 40th birthday, snapback variant

Sweety Truck 1

hats

Project for Eoin O’Leary’s 40th birthday, dad hat variant

Sweety Truck 2

hats

Tennis racquet cover

Dickhead (Cream)

racquet covers

Tennis racquet cover

Dickhead (Green)

racquet covers

Tennis racquet cover

Dickhead (Grey)

racquet covers

Tennis racquet cover

Dickhead (Maroon)

racquet covers

Ooooo what you say....

Dear Sister Tote

totes

Free with subscription to Dongle Magazine

Dongle Magazine Tote

totes

Baseball society tote

Goat Tote

totes

Triple Double Tote

totes

Leonard Cohen quote

Emergency Tea Towel

towels

Tony Soprano quote

Remember When Tea Towel

towels

Triple Double Pattern Towel

towels

Cormac McCarthy Blood Meridian quote

Whatever in Creation Tea Towel

towels

Hoodie featuring Data Integrity surrounded by roses; scan from public domain nature textbook (circa 1918); machine embroidered

Data Integrity (Integrity Thorns Variant)

hoodies

Disintegration hoodie, Drop N variant.

Disintegration Hoodie

hoodies

Boil the Ocean Logo Hoodie (Blue)

hoodies

Set of two eyemasks, close up of Aphex Twin album cover and x Ray of Rhys McMillan’s teeth (circa 2024)

I Care (About Your Teeth) Because You Do

accessories

mprs 2025 merch project, producer tags from Cash Cobain, Kenny Beats, Turbo, Metro Boomin, London on Da Track and Pierre Bourne

Producer Tag Coasters

accessories

mprs Coach’s jacket, blue on black colorway

Money Truck (Jacket, Blue)

jackets

mprs Coach’s jacket, white on black colorway

Money Truck (Jacket, White)

jackets

Scan of CD insert, Hardware soundtrack (circa 1991)

Hardware

long-sleeves

MTV Amp

long-sleeves

Now we are really doing everything

Boil the Ocean Socks

socks

76 Quarter Zip

zip-ups